Dear stomach,
Please note that although there will be a delicious looking banquet of food unfolded before you tomorrow, on Thanksgiving day, you are to exercise moderation. Know that this is not a race to see how fast you can finish the plate and not a contest to see how much you can fit within; there will be leftovers.
I don’t know what you’ve been lead to believe, but this will not be the last food you will ever see, no. No, we can even make some of these dishes throughout the year, rather than wait for one day to use the excuse to eat as much of each dish as we can.
Know that, I the mind, will do my best to restrain your temptations, but please for the sake of abdomen, butt and thighs, keep yourself under control. We have a high school reunion to prepare for my friend.
Signed,
The management.
Lol love the blog post however I have a letter of my own to your stomach:
ReplyDeleteDear Stomach, clearly the management don't know what their talking about as every celebration is a exercise workout starting with you stretching to the max and ending in some excessive weight lifting ;P.
I thought this might work so I wrote a summer letter to my stomach... he rumbled then threw it away! and told me to go -bleep- my self. I tried to reason with him but he said if I tried to stop him he in my liver would "take me down". what does that mean? O.O
ReplyDelete...I'm scared.
Lol, your stomach is very willful!
DeleteI tried to tell my stomach there would be leftovers, and my stomach replied, "you don't KNOW that."
ReplyDeleteI had to concede the point.
Hope you had a lovely holiday. =)
I convinced mine to have a (very full) plate and then dessert. It was tough!
DeleteI had a wonderful holiday, I hope yours was wonderful too!